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12.27.09 Happy Holidays from Hated! Just in time for your New Year celebrations we'd like to share a special concoction our drinking team came up with. Boys and girls, meet the Slumdog Millionaire: Two parts Johnny Walker Black, One part Dog and Suds Rootbeer, stirred with a knife. Accept no imitations and don't expect Early Times and Mug to taste anywhere near this beautiful.
12.13.09 Hated Team Member Quote of the month:
12.11.09 Sneak peek from the design department.
12.7.09
Jesus Christ. If you can make it all the way through this video we'll give you a skateboard. On second thought, if you can make it all the way through that there's something terribly wrong with you.
11.28.09 Save the date: Wednesday, December 23rd is going to be the 1st annual Hated/Lowcard Christmas Jam at the Burlington! Free shit, product giveaways and many more surprises. Get stoked!
11.21.09 They're here.
11.16.09 It's officially drinking season, be prepared.
11.13.09
11.11.09 Dear lurkers, fatties, and weirdos of the Logan park: there are many other places you can smoke grape blunts, widen your horizons. In other news the new issue of Lowcard is almost here and we're featured in the product section. Sick! Be sure to check that out and get jazzed on how rad we are.
11.10.09 Hey Robby, you've been delivering pizzas for a while now. When the fuck are you going to bring some free pies by the house? We're getting sick of the Roma frozen jobs from Jewel.
11.7.09 November newsflash: No Fat Chicks boards are in production and once again extreme stoke-outs are expected. Just in time for Winter and drinking season we've brought aboard "Crazy" Tim Baldwin. Check back for his official Hated interview (stay tuned for interviews with the current Hated shitbags too).
10.23.09 Stock update: 8.5" decks are sold out! Please don't order them on the store page. Don't get too bummed, we'll have plenty of these boats in the next run of boards. Also shirts are running low, you might want to email to make sure we have your size before you paypal.
10.21.09 Whew. It's been a busy few weeks over on this end. We're gearing up for our next deck (which should be available near the end of November) and we've got some new merch stuff. Not sure how you guys feel about beer, but at Hated HQ we're rather fond of the stuff and there's nothing worse than touching a beer can with your bare hand. Solution: the new Hated 'NFC' koozies. These bad boys will come free with the new decks but if you simply can't wait for that they can be bought for $3 shipped. Just paypal the dough to hatedskateboards@gmail.com.
...yeah, sometimes we drink Red Dog, so what?
9.30.09 Sorry for the lack of updates. This whole "stealing internet from the neighbors" thing is getting a little old. Anyway, we have some excellent news! This Sunday (Oct. 4th) we're hosting the Lowcard #30 release party at (you guessed it) the Burlington. Come check out the new mag and win some cool shit from us.
9.18.09 So the Hated crew has been working on a barrier in the neighborhood, but the location is top secret while it's still in the construction phase. It will be known as the Patrick Swayze Memorial Jersey Barrier. New stickers are in, if you want some just email us your address. Only ONE 8.5" deck left, you kids love these wide ass street canoes. As always: buy some shit.
9.11.09 So Nick and I were rounding out an evening of skating at the Logan park when a rollerblading crew rolled in at least 12 deep. I'm not going to get into why I can't believe that many people still haven't figured out what sucks in life, but Nick posed a very intriguing question. How do rollerbladers tell who's a poseur and who's down? Something for you and your friends to mull over some wine tonight.
9.7.09 New stickers are on the way. Stay out of that swine flu shit. Praise jah.
9.1.09 September is here and summer is basically over. If you're lucky enough to be young and not yet crushed by the world of bills, student loans, health insurance, and god forbid, parenthood, you're going back to some form of school. Don't forget to stick it to the jocks. Do they still call them jocks? I don't know if maybe you kids have come up with something new to call them between sexting sessions and twitter updates. Anyway, it's fall, the finest of seasons and arguably the best weather for skateboarding. Steal some of dad's beer and head down to the park, it won't be long until it's snowing and we're all holed up in our homes wishing we were dead.
8.27.09 The new deck and our new shirts have been added to the store. Buy or die. Then sit on your couch and cry with them because it won't stop raining.
8.24.09 Hate Night #2 was a success, thanks for coming out! Equally awesome was our Ohio/Indiana skate trip. Dear Grove City skatepark: you made me feel like a pathetic child. Dear Kokomo skatepark: your lurkers are the worst I have ever seen. Ok, now buy some goddamned skateboards.
8.17.09 My goodness, so many updates. First off, we have our new decks in and they are already causing extreme stoke-outs. Secondly, we have a winner in the sticker contest! Congrats to Mr. J of Chicago, Illinois. The contest isn't necessarily over either, send me pics and you'll be rewarded somehow. This Thursday (8/20) is Hate Night #2 at the Burlington. Come out and get some free shit and maybe even win a deck! Get drunk, it's a bar.
8.2.09 Sticker Army is growing and growing, but as of yet no photos have come in for the pigmobile decorating bonanza. Remember kids, be quick and document that shit, if you're the first to email us some proof you get a deck.
7.27.09 Save the date: Thursday, August 20th is the next Hated Night at The Burlington. We'll be giving away more free stuff, playing the heavy jams, and showing off our newest deck.
7.24.09 So, we sat down and decided the only way we're going to make it through these harsh economic times is to introduce a new product to our catalog. Hated Skateboards Inc. is proud to offer you the 1997 Shitty Ramp Guide. We know other companies have produced ramp plans, but our guide has plans for the absolute shittiest of skate environments. Check out the Turd Box and Grom-mini and get stoked. $32.00.
7.20.09 Join the Hated sticker army. You email us your address and we'll mail you some stickers to put up in your town. And just saying, the first person to email me a picture of one of these bad boys on a police car might get a free deck. however, if you get caught and get the shit beat out of you this never happened.
7.11.09 As you may have heard, tomorrow is Go Hippie Jump day. The team is heading out to go both over and under some sick shit. Also: you should really buy a deck, we need the money to fix the super ramp or Danny Way is going to kick my fucking ass.
7.7.09 Things are going just swimmingly over here. Sending files for our second deck in the next week or so–should have those in August. In other news we've discovered one of Chicago's finest pole jams and will be putting some hours in on a slammin' jersey barrier. Proving once again we don't just sell wood, we make good.
7.2.09 Couple days without an update. Sorry, I was drunk. Freedom weekend is upon us and in celebration the team is heading to the tattoo parlor to get face tattoos, I heard it sells decks like crazy. Stay stupid <3 <3 :) 69
6.29.09 Monday mailbag: Yo, this be Jose "jalapeno" Arceo, I wanna color one of your surf ride board thingy's. I like to draw & hang out with my crew, check out my work at, Peace out!!!! thanks "jalapeno" but i think you have us confused with every single other chicago company.
6.28.09 This just in: all our celebrities are dying. Also: Dan ate a big bag of shit yesterday, flowers can be sent to Bunker Funeral Home, 42069 Fartface Rd. Gurnee, IL...
6.27.09 Holy fucking shitballs we have a website. Exciting isn't it? Ok, get off the internet and build a miniramp in your yard and call me. |
